為何廉價航空的機票在高油價時代還可以便宜成這個樣子
瘋電視來告訴你為什麼!!!
下面有正常版的喔...
Flight Attendant doing raps!! (complete ed.)
？？？
這好像一點都不正常勒~`
========= 這位老兄講的話 ==========
p.s: 感謝有拜有真相的goggle大神
======= 大致上是說這些 ==========
this is flight 372 on SWA,
the flight attendants serving you today,
teresa in the middle, david in the back,
my name is david and im here to tell you that,
shortly after take off, first things first,
there's soft drinks and coffee that quench your thirst,
but if you want another kind of drink just holla,
alocoholic beverages will be 4 dollars,
if a monster energy drink is your plan
that will be 3 dollars and you get the whole can, we wont take cash you gotta pay with plastic
if you have a coupon then thats fantastic
we know youre ready to get to new places
open up the bins put away yo suitcases
carry on items go under the seat
in front of you so none of you have things by yo feet
if you have a seat on a row with an exit
were gonna talk to ya so you might as well expect it
you gotta help evacuate in case we need you
if you dont wanna then were gonna reseat you
before we leave our advice is
put away yo electronic devices
fasten yo seatbelt the put your trays up
press the button and make the seat back raise up
sit back relax have a good time
its almost time to go so im done with the ryhme
thank you for the fact that i wasnt ignored
this is southwest airlines welcome aboard
瘋電視來告訴你為什麼!!!
下面有正常版的喔...
Flight Attendant doing raps!! (complete ed.)
？？？
這好像一點都不正常勒~`
========= 這位老兄講的話 ==========
p.s: 感謝有拜有真相的goggle大神
======= 大致上是說這些 ==========
this is flight 372 on SWA,
the flight attendants serving you today,
teresa in the middle, david in the back,
my name is david and im here to tell you that,
shortly after take off, first things first,
there's soft drinks and coffee that quench your thirst,
but if you want another kind of drink just holla,
alocoholic beverages will be 4 dollars,
if a monster energy drink is your plan
that will be 3 dollars and you get the whole can, we wont take cash you gotta pay with plastic
if you have a coupon then thats fantastic
we know youre ready to get to new places
open up the bins put away yo suitcases
carry on items go under the seat
in front of you so none of you have things by yo feet
if you have a seat on a row with an exit
were gonna talk to ya so you might as well expect it
you gotta help evacuate in case we need you
if you dont wanna then were gonna reseat you
before we leave our advice is
put away yo electronic devices
fasten yo seatbelt the put your trays up
press the button and make the seat back raise up
sit back relax have a good time
its almost time to go so im done with the ryhme
thank you for the fact that i wasnt ignored
this is southwest airlines welcome aboard
